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Dodo Duckie Review: Charming, Clever and a Little Too Challenging at Times (75/100)
Dodo Duckie is a colourful, imaginative puzzle-platformer with clever 2D/3D switching, lovable characters and collectible hats. Some challenges overstay their welcome, but the fun…
The Green Light Review: Short, Atmospheric Horror That Earns Its Scares (80/100)
The Green Light is a short but atmospheric first-person horror story, with excellent sound, eerie visuals and a few genuine jump moments. Our Xbox…
Chained Beasts Review: Brilliant Physics, Better With Friends (79/100)
Chained Beasts is great fun solo and even better in co-op. Its brilliant physics system elevates the arena chaos. Our hands-on verdict: 79/100.
Valor Mortis Hands-On Review: The Soulslike That Makes You Want to Keep Going (75/100)
75/100 as it stands. Striking visuals and engaging first-person combat make Valor Mortis a Soulslike that keeps you wanting to push forward. Our current…
Neon Abyss 2 Review: Brilliant Combat, Clever Weapon Affixes and Genuine Fun
79/100. Great combat, the excellent Weapon Affix System, satisfying progression and procedural variety make Neon Abyss 2 a genuinely fun roguelike worth your time.
Gears of War: E-Day Review: A Return to Former Glory
84/100 · Gears returns to its old-school best, with stunning PC visuals and atmosphere. Crashes and suspicious multiplayer matches hold it back.
Forever Ago Review: A Beautiful Journey That Sometimes Loses Its Pace
81/100. An amazing story and wonderful atmosphere make Forever Ago memorable, even when the pacing falters and the interaction feels limited.
Vampire Survivors Review: Brilliant Fun for the Money (82/100)
82/100. Great sound, rewarding progression and outstanding fun per pound. I have played Vampire Survivors extensively and enjoyed it enough to buy DLC.